A baby seal walks into a club.

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Turtles

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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