how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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