- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

What do apples taste like? Apples.

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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