Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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Men's rights

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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make me a sandwich!

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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