A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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Two small boys are walking in a schoolyard. One of the boys sits down under a tree looking distraught. The other asks him "Well whats the matter Eddy?" "Every time I walk to my bus-stop in the morning, Jimmy Krugan, pushes me down and takes my money. " The first boy thinks for sec.. "Well here's what you do Ed; go to your Dad's shed and grab a 2X4, paint it bright blue. In the morning, walk to school with it under your jacket and when Jimmy starts in on you give him a good wallop. He wont be bothering you anymore." The following day the boys are in the yard again. Eddy is seen under the tree seeming just as distraught. Confused, the boy asks him.. "Well Ed, did you do what I told you?" "No."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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