Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

why did the chicken cross the road.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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