What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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What does a man like. food.

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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i heart wiener

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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I have read and agree to terms of service.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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Anti Joke

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