What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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hi my name is? joe

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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

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How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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Dear John,

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A semi-coherent black man was wandering down the street toward an open garbage receptacle. Immediately an angry, filthy raccoon jumped up, hissing and baring its fangs, as if to defend its territory against the startled negro. This happened four times in a row. Each time it was either a negro, a mexican, a crippled kid or a person of jewish ancestry. Each time the raccoon hissed viciously. Coincidence? No. The raccoon was obviously very hungry and attempting to defend its last remaining refuge of territory from the ever-increasing encroachment of man's filth into the formerly natural and pristine spaces where wildlife once lived. He is now reduced to hissing at the ethnics and the cripples, just to eek out a pitiful subsistence on trash.

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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