what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

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What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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ruddell and dodds anal

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minorities.

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how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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