Why did the bunny eat his food

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gay marriage.

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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okay.....

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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A ginger rapping.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

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