Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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Sea World Japan.

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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i hate you.

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