why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

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why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

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Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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Hi colton

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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God lets 3 people from hell come into heaven every year on chisrtmas based on how bad their last day on earth was. Its chistmas and god is standing a the gate of heaven and the first person comes up and god says, "Tell me what happend to you on your last day on earth" and the man says, " i thought my wife was cheating on me so i went to my apartment to check on her and i saw a man on the deck so pushed him off but i didnt know it was my brother. he caught onto the railing so i smashed his fingers with a sledge hammer and he fell 200 ft. Sadly he landed on a bush and survived and so i took the refridguator and through it on him but right after i did i had a heart atack" Then god lets him in to heaven. Then he has the next person come up and god asks him the same question. the man replies, " i was at my brotheres house when some crazy guy pushes me off the my brothers deck but luckily my fingers get caught onthe railing, Then the crazy guy takes a hammer and hits my fingers and i fall but land on a bush. Then the man throughs a refridguator and i get killed." God chuckles and lets him into heaven. The next person comes up and says," picture this, naked in a refridguator." excpaination: the man in tthe refriduator was cheating with the 1st mans wife.

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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chuck norris

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