- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

KEVIN HART

Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

Du bist mein Kampf

Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

What is big and white, not the moon CC

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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