What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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hi my name is? joe

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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A seal walks into a club.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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Anti Joke

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