What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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Black people are clen.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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