Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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Women Drivers.

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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Mmmm, donuts

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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a little girl gets raped

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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Go away.

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An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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