Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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Indeed.

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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