What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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Yeah, totally.

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Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

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What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

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Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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