- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

Steering Wheel Face.

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

Time flies like a banana.

I don't get it

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what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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