A hot girl walks by a boy and he stares at her as she walks past. She see's him and asks "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied "Oh I'm sorry. You happened to look familiar and I thought 'Perhaps I've met this person before. School? No. Work? No. I then concluded I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at".

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

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"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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GONNA

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I avhe dyiaexls.

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

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Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

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Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

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Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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