- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

A horse walks into a bar...n

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

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