How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

Chaney is a dumb b****

When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

balls in ya mouf

What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

Giving birth to the antichrist

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

oops

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

A Muslim blows up a bar

Communism

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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