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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.