A black man, a hispanic man, and an asian man all walk into a biker bar. The bartender asks them if they know that this is a biker bar. All three say yes and tell the bartender that they are in the same motorcycle club. The bartender serves them a beer.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

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What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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suck my dick.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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hi

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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