there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

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whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

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What comes after 69? Mouthwash

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

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What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Women's Rights

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A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

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A Muslim blows up a bar

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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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