- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Oh. So his name's Brandon.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

I am a real homosexual

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

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