- Anti Joke

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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