What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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Anal cheese curds.

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The WNBA

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What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

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james schmitt whats your last name

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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This guy walks up to the bartender, and says to him, " ill bet you $100 that i can piss in this cup from 20 ft away." The bartender laughs, thinking hes gonna get an easy 100 bucks. he says "ok, u do that and ill watch." the guy says "ok but one second." he then walks over to this table full of guys and the bartender see him and them whispering and shaking heads. then the guys walks back over, and says to the bartender, "ok here i go" then he whips out his wang and starts pissing all over the place,all over the bartender, the counter, everywhere but the cup. Meanwhile the bartenders laughing, because he thinks he made some easy money. then the bartender asks the guy for his money and the guy says, "alright one minute." then the guys walks over to the table full of guys and they al start pulling out money and give it to him. so the guy walks over to the bartender and says, "here you are, your 100 bucks" the bartender notices him smileing and says "u just lost 100 bucks why are you happy?" and the guy says, " you see that table full of guys over there? well, i bet them all $500 dollars that i could piss all over you, your counter and all of your things, and that youd not only be happy about it, but youd laugh!!!"

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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69

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

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What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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