A guy is playing cod

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

john liked the paper........ so he took it

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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GONNA

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

Knock knock. Come in.

Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

What does a tree do all day? Boredom

Hummer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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