what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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the your face joke

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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World Of Warcraft

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Why did Captain Hook die? He wiped.

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

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What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

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