- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

You're so straight!

What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

Wanna hear a joke? No.

roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

the chicken whent boomand then died

What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

womens rights!

What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

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