A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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hi

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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how does peploe get around they walk

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What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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like my drawing of a white person?

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WNBA

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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