What is 6 plus 9? 15

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

A man farted. Another man walked away.

baby seal walks into a bar

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

whats young and never moved? still born baby

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

My butt!!!!

The horse said "nay."

Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

What is brown and smells? Poop

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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