- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

I don't get it

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

baby seal walks into a bar

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

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