In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

Teen pregnancy

What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

do you know what's so funny? yup

your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

What lives underground? Grandpa

Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

newt gingrich

what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

im black

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

cot!

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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