q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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stuff and dogs {()}

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

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ballsack

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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a black father

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Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

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why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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