Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

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Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

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whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

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Josh kissing a girl

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

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If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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