How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

No

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

T-Dog scare me

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

Sex. That is all.

your face.

what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

the guy below me is gay

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

knock knock Come in.

A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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