- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

potato farming

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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