whats young and never moved? still born baby

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your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

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What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

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3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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French people

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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Freeza: I am the strongest in the universe! (if you ignore my brother Coola which is much stronger and all...) Goku: You have pissed me off now Freeza, I will now turn into a super Asian and prove to the world that real Asians are actually blonde and blue eyed! (I am sure Goku means Sayans, which is "completely different") Goku: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG! Freeza: Omg, he... he... is trying to take a dump! IMPOSSIBLE! I will have to find his balls and caress them... Will Goku ever take a shit? Or reach all new levels of constipation during the series? Find out in the next episode of dragon ball z!

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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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