What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

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I love you Itachi Uchiha, please let me lick ice cream off of your body and oh crap you're an anime character and not real never mind

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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

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A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

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So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

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i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

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9/11/2001

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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