What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

Sit on Santas lap Boner

Obama.

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

9/11/2001

did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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