What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

potato farming

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

The glass is half an hour.

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

Hi colton

What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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