- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Knock Knock Come in

Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Yo moma is so fat. yep.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

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