A baby seal walks into a club.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Romney 2012

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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Anne Frank.

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, "I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?" "Give us the bad news first", the parents reply. "Your baby has red hair", says the doctor. "Well whats the good news", ask the parents. "It’s dead", says the doctor.

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Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

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Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

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Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

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What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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