What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

How many dislikes can this get?

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

Hitler was Jewish.

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

Windows Vista

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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