guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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weiner? balls

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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Obama-Care

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

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25

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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