A man walks into a bar. He says ow

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

a black father

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

Get in the van

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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