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Women's rights.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

An asian walks out of math class

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

AVI IS A FAG

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