A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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That's what he said.

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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Your life That's the joke

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