why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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666 im christian

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

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me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

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where do the women go? the womanarium

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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What's white and sticky? Glue

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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Anti Joke

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