lewis bedford

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

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Hello

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On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

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What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

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womans rights

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

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Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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