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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

A man. That is all.

via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

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