Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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if it's friday, it must be China

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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Hummer.

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Where else? The junk yard

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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