What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

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What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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My butt!!!!

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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hi

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

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Justin Bieber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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