roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

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Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

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Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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