A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

How do you leave a man in suspense...

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

gay marriage.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

you wanna hear a joke? no

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

God is religiously proven to be real

American Idol

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Exactly what?

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

two fish are in a tank.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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