- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

Womens Rights.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

A women walks out of a kitchen.

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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