Women rights..

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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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your life

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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A homeless person dies.

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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One Big Ass Mistake America

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Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

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