What is 6 plus 9? 15

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hi

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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chuck norris

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S.O.P.A

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potato

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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ur mother

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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Knock Knock Whos there? smell map smell map who?...really? I was in the middle of a phone call with my paraplegic wife's doctor, who was telling me that her condition has gotten worse and doesn't think she'll make it to the end of the month. You interrupted that in order to get me to say something that sounded like "smell my poo". Forget being allowed into my house, you should be worried about being allowed into heaven. Hopefully as you walk home today, someone will murder you.

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barack osama

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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Anti Joke

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