- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

Real jokes.

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

how does peploe get around they walk

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

I LIKE TURLES.

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

A baby seal walks into a club.

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