- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

want to go home? yea

Bing

Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

Hey what time is it. 3:15

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

if u r not my friend, like this joke

milly, milly, milly, cat

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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