What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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come along children

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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Women rights..

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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