- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

This is not a joke.

What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

A black guy walks in to a bar.

Go away.

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