- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Women

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

gay marriage.

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

. Deez nuts Ok

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