A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

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I love boobs

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

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Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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One day three men died. Heaven had almost been full, and he wanted to see who could get in and who would burn. So the first man starts and says "well I just got home from my girlfriends house, she just dumped me. I was crazy mad, and as I was about to eat the pain away, I saw a man hanging off of my porch. I ran to the man pulled out a sledge hammer, and then smashed his hands off the balcony. And without thinking I picked up my refrigerator and threw it down at him. But sadly I fell with the refridgerator." the second man steps up and says.. "I was doing my dance routine on my porch, and I slipped on an ice cube and flipped off the rail. I took ahold of a railing on which I could puulmupmtomsaftey on, but as I was about to save my own life some psychotic man comes out with a sledge hammer and bashes my hands off the railing. After he threw his refridgerator down at me." and then the third guy says..."well I was in this refridgerator........."

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How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

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What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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American Idol

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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