What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Obamacare!

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Baseball

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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minorities

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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Women's rights.

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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