Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Knock Knock Good one...

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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