Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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Hitler is my role model

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Two small boys are walking in a schoolyard. One of the boys sits down under a tree looking distraught. The other asks him "Well whats the matter Eddy?" "Every time I walk to my bus-stop in the morning, Jimmy Krugan, pushes me down and takes my money. " The first boy thinks for sec.. "Well here's what you do Ed; go to your Dad's shed and grab a 2X4, paint it bright blue. In the morning, walk to school with it under your jacket and when Jimmy starts in on you give him a good wallop. He wont be bothering you anymore." The following day the boys are in the yard again. Eddy is seen under the tree seeming just as distraught. Confused, the boy asks him.. "Well Ed, did you do what I told you?" "No."

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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ur mother

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