drugs.

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The WNBA

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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go go gadget

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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Anti Joke

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