A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

Kate

Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

Ben is gay

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

women's rights

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

Herman Cain

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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