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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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