Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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Herman Cain

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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God.

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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An Irishman stays home

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What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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