- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

Your mum is dead

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

Please don't rape me.

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