- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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