Haha pizza

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

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Pickle!

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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there are two hicks named Billy Bob and Joe. Billy Bob decides to go to college so he goes to sign up for classes. The Dean of the school decides to help him out and tells him he will be taking math, writing, and logic. Billy Bob is okay with the math and writing but then asks "what the hell is logic?" The Dean thinks for a moment and then says "Okay for example, do you have a weedwacker?" Billy Bob says "yeah i got a weed wacker" so then Dean says "So that probably means you have a yard." Billy Bob goes "yeah i got a yard" So the Dean says "so if youve got a yard you've probably got a house." Billy Bob goes "hell ya i got a house!" The Dean says "and if youve got a house that probably means you've got a wife." Billy Bob goes "ya! i got a wife" so the Dean says "If you have a wife then that means you are heterosexual" and Billy Bob goes "of course im heterosexual!" So the Dean goes "See Billy Bob, thats logic." Amazed by this, Billy Bob goes back to Joe and starts to tell him about his classes. He explains he will be taking math, writing and logic. Joe is confused so he asked Billy Bob "what the hell is logic!?" Billy Bob thinks for a moment and goes "okay how can i explain this....okay joe, do you have a weed wacker?" and Joe responds "no Billy Bob i dont got a week wacker..." Billy Bob: "I KNEW YOU WAS A HOMOSEXUAL!"

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A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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