What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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My mom's dead

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick

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Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

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A plane carries 500 bricks. 1 falls out. How many bricks are left? 499. How do you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 steps? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, and close the fridge. How do you put a deer in a fridge in 4 steps? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer, then close the fridge. The Lion King is having a party. All the animals are there except for one; who is it? The deer: He is still in the fridge. An old lady is crossing a swamp, but it is a crocodile swamp. How does she cross? Normally, all the crocodiles are at the Lion King's party The old lady dies at the edge of the swamp. How? A brick falls from the sky and kills her.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

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-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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