- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

What's funny and arousing? This joke.

As a wise man once told me... "natives."

Lets go Detroit Pistons!

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

suck my dick.

your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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