- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

Exactly what?

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Men's rights

George W. Bush

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

sixty....eight.

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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