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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

A homeless person dies.

knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

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