- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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nice shorts.

A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

Mmmm, donuts

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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