Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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go go gadget

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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I LIKE TURLES.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

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